but does anyone notice theres a corpse in this bed
Hannah. 19. Expect sarcasm.
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jamesfactscalvin:

b-b-b-bennyandthejets:

chickennuggle:

badsciencejokes:

booooritofu:

long exposure game strong

Amazing.

See this and tell me there is no life elsewhere in the universe. I dare you.

I’m going to fucking throw up

Space just fucks me up

13 minutes ago with 169311 notes via myprettynightmares (source)
#r#she's a queue girl

lol i just made the biggest mistake of my life omg

57 minutes ago
#ahahahahahahhaaa

Ravenclaw is one of the four Houses of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, founded by Rowena Ravenclaw. Members of this house are characterised by their wit, learning, and wisdom. Its house colours are blue and bronze, and its symbol is an eagle. The house ghost, who in life was the daughter of the house’s founder Rowena Ravenclaw, is the Grey Lady.

1 hour ago with 497 notes via drarrypumpkins (source)
#r#she's a queue girl

which one??

1 hour ago with 1 notes
#drarrypumpkins#at first i wanted the first one#but now actually seeing them both#i think i like the second one better

lol there are still kids out there who haven’t gone through their scene phase yet

1 hour ago
#those poor kids

missprongs:

prisoner of azkaban + blue requested by anon

1 hour ago with 986 notes via missprongs
#r

missprongs:

     I shove him as hard as I can. “Take that back. Take it back now.”
     ”Okay, okay!” He puts his hands up. “It’s just … I’m not very nice either, you know. That’s why I like you so─”
     ”Out!” I shout, pointing at the door.
     Laughing to himself, Tobias kisses my cheek and leaves the room.

1 hour ago with 239 notes via missprongs
#r

missprongs:

Awe cuties #cat #cats #catsofinstagram #catstagram #instakitty #instacat #freddieiloveyou #hixirena #mycatsarecute #dealwithit @rheamajor

"let’s touch butts" fuck you stef that’s all i can think about now

1 hour ago with 7 notes via missprongs
#r

you’re probably one of those people that swears james potter was a seeker…

1 hour ago with 1 notes
#i gots some news 4 ya babe

karlsparxxx:

browncoatfromtheshire:

M: This week, I discovered a terrible Earth disease called ‘loneliness’.

O: Do many people on Earth suffer from this illness?

M: Oh yes, sir. And how they suffer.

:(

holy shit

1 hour ago with 15940 notes via maroders (source)
#r#:c#robin williams#rip robin williams#she's a queue girl

audible-smiles:

its so hilarious when straight men can’t think of an insult for lesbians that doesn’t boil down to “I don’t want to fuck you”

buddy have I got some news for you

3 hours ago with 5335 notes via lesbianvenom (source)
#r#she's a queue girl

Go away I’m in actual pain so I’m allowed to be grumpy.

3 hours ago with 1 notes

quiffsandbeanies:

4 hours ago with 84358 notes via loubuttins (source)
#r#lol#fucking dork#but for tho real he ain't that tall...#slutbutt#babe#she's a queue girl

Lolol I don’t care.

4 hours ago
#I was going off of canon things that we actually know#but you know that's cool that you're just using head canons on my canon based post

floozys:

what stopping girl hate is about:

ending internalised misogyny and the prioritisation of men over each other

what stopping girl hate is not about:

expecting women of colour, disabled women and LGBTQA+ women to excuse racism, ableism, homophobia and transmisogyny simply because it’s coming from other women

4 hours ago with 28689 notes via dorcasdeadowes (source)
#r#she's a queue girl